Reflections on My 10-year iNat-iversary.

Gee, I ought to get outdoors more...

My health suffers because of iNaturalist. I spend far too much time at the computer and snack on too much junk food as I try to identify obscure moths for other people. The hours of screen time by day leave me with that visual/biochemical hangover at bedtime that all the doctors have warned us about. I lay awake at night in bed, worrying why I can't identify that fungus gnat that seems so distinctive to me. But I'm up the next day, composing an iNat journal post that will thrill about three people around the World, yet tearing my hair out trying to get the formatting to work, or worrying that my Spanish grammar in the brief resumen will make me look estúpido.

Who will be the next person to block me? or disagree with one of my identifications? or, worst of all, properly correct one of my erroneous IDs? I will be humiliated. No one will like me. I will have alienated 2.9 million other human beings scattered around the globe. I won't be able to show my face anywhere....

Wait a minute! Outdoors! I can go out-of-doors! Into Nature! I won't have to interact with my own species for a time. I can recharge my mental batteries. My lithium batteries are all charged up and I only have to open the door and step out.

Ah, the Fresh Air! The sounds of Nature! What a beautiful trail I'm on. There's birds--and I know all of their sounds--and butterflies--and I can name them all--and beautiful flowers and plants--the entire ecology of which I can expound upon at length...to myself, under my breath. And there's a moth, but it flies away too quickly. "I'll see you at the moth sheet tonight, my friend!" And look at this fancy lichen on the oak branch; I can put a name to this one! And that mushroom over there--I know someone who can help me ID that--and the same for that hoverfly on that daisy, and I think I remember the family name for this creepy little millipede under the log.

Uh, Oops! Aaaagh! I've slipped on the leaf litter and fallen and broken my wrist! Oh, the pain...the agony! The frustration...the hassle...the expenses! At least I broke my wrist in a lovely location. And I was smart enough to break my off-hand, my left. I'm well reminded that the outdoors is a dangerous place!

Boy, will I be glad to get back to my computer and rejoin my Community. Safe, secure, accepted. Nature is so interesting....online.

Posted on 07 de dezembro de 2023, 05:28 PM by gcwarbler gcwarbler

Observações

Fotos / Sons

Observador

gcwarbler

Data

Novembro 30, 2023 10:14 PM CST

Descrição

Lots of these crawl up onto the walls of my house during rainy days. I assume--just like me--they don't like to get their shoes wet.

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Fotos / Sons

Observador

gcwarbler

Data

Novembro 30, 2023 10:12 PM CST

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Fotos / Sons

What

Erva-Cinderella (Calyptocarpus vialis)

Observador

gcwarbler

Data

Dezembro 1, 2023 02:34 PM CST

Descrição

Straggler Daisy is still blooming abundantly in suburban lawns and roadsides in the neighborhood--by far the most common native flower at this season.

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Comentários

OK, @sambiology, you asked for it! You got it!

Publicado por gcwarbler 5 meses antes

This is great! You've entertained at least one online naturalist!

Publicado por currenfrasch 5 meses antes

Marvelous! Your identification of obscure moths is always greatly appreciated.

Publicado por smithsqrd 5 meses antes

The first step is admitting you have a problem, and I'm proud of you for taking that first step! Next I'm sure we can find a local chapter of iNatters Anonymous (iNA) you can join.

Publicado por mikaelb 5 meses antes

Chuck!!! You are the freaking best. The. Best. El. Mejor. :)

Publicado por sambiology 5 meses antes

💗

Publicado por kimberlietx 5 meses antes

😍 You are one of the reasons I am hooked on iNat!

Publicado por connlindajo 5 meses antes

I love it, Chuck! Very funny! 😍

Publicado por annikaml 5 meses antes

Very entertaining! I hope the wrist is okay! A mothing I shall go...

Publicado por mikef451 5 meses antes

Too funny, Chuck! So great to have met you through iNat. You have taught me so (or too?) much about moths. By the way, I've proved that one person can block me, disagree with my IDs, and correct one of my (many) erroneous IDs almost simultaneously, so I don't think those are necessarily "or" situations.

See you in the field. Jack

Publicado por jcochran706 5 meses antes

Nice rant. Funny how both of us keep following similar paths well into retirement. Haven't broken my wrist (yet) but that cottonmouth almost got me. Keep up the great work and hope to see you someday soon.

Publicado por stuartmarcus 5 meses antes

I was going to write:
"A millipede, a moth, and a daisy walk into a bar...."

Publicado por gcwarbler 5 meses antes

Oh no! Did you really break your wrist? Hope you're okay.

Publicado por rymcdaniel 5 meses antes

😂 ❤ Here sits another entertained naturalist! Hope your wrist heals soon.

Publicado por blubayou 5 meses antes

Count me entertained, as well. You might have a second career in that up-and-coming niche of Nature Enthusiast Comedians. I think you've shown here the audience could be in the dozens!

Anyway, congrats on the milestone!

Publicado por zdufran 5 meses antes

You get old, the bones get more fragile. I hope you are healing fast. Thanks for all you contribute.
ptexis (Dave)

Publicado por ptexis 5 meses antes

Chuck, if your career as an iNatter does not pan out, you can always become an entertainer. And don't worry, we all have our iNat humiliation story(ies). Thanks for the laughs. -- James

Publicado por jamesgiroux 5 meses antes

p.s. The timing of the demise of my left hand, referenced in the account above, can be pinned down fairly closely with this observation, the last I made before the "event": https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/173841634

Publicado por gcwarbler 5 meses antes

You recorded a dock and then you needed a doc...

Publicado por jcochran706 5 meses antes

I wish I'd said, "You observed a dock and then a doc observed you".

Publicado por jcochran706 5 meses antes

Count me among the entertained! I second the "Nature Enthusiast Comedian" recommendation, and personally feel we could use more of those. Hmmm... how about a Naturalist's Monty Python Rip-off?

Publicado por arnanthescout 4 meses antes

"I wish to make a complaint: This Norwegian Blue Veronica is quite dead! This, sir, is an ex-Veronica! It has gone to that great compost bin in the sky!..."

Publicado por gcwarbler 4 meses antes

Brilliant haha!

Publicado por upupa-epops 3 meses antes

as I try to identify obscure moths for other people.

I volunteer to aid in your time wasting. Plenty of obscure moths in New Mexico. Hope your wrist is healing well.

Publicado por egordon88 3 meses antes

6 weeks later. Wrist healed? To Dexter, from Sinister.

Publicado por dianastuder 3 meses antes

@dianastuder The hiking accident was actually back in mid-July in the Oregon Cascades. Six weeks in a cast, a couple of months of rehab. I'm mostly healed now; just working on regaining strength and flexibility in the left hand.

Publicado por gcwarbler 3 meses antes

Thanks for the amusement!

Publicado por vireyajacquard 3 meses antes

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